what if cars didnt have wheels but had mechanical feet so you just saw cars running around everywhere
It would give running someone over a whole new meaning
a hit and run
running a red light
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- shortest horror story.
- classmate: i found your tumblr.
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whats the html code for a social life
<go> </outside>
404 error
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what do you call a woman with an opinion
wrong
What do you call a guy that makes sexist jokes
Single
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omg I’m at work and a group of like 13 year old girls come in and order their lattes or whatever and one girl is like can you Instagram this with all our names on it? and her friend is like ya totally and so I may have put a q in the middle of all of their names so they got their coffee and were like “omg what the hell we can’t take a picture of this” Im literally the worst person ever
im still laughing about this they were so mad omg
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*hides good snacks from family members*
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